"Will this take long? My five-hour energy shot expires in 17 minutes!"

"The nearest parking garage is six blocks away and our elevators are always broken. That's just part of our ongoing commitment to employee fitness!"

"I haven't read your proposal yet, but I already have some great ideas on how to improve it!"

"We have a birthday in the office today. My request for a new chair is one year old today!"

"Daddy picked out a really scary Halloween costume for me - I'm a property tax assessor!"

"Your bad attitude was starting to affect the others. That's much better."